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Title: Hosed
Authors: Pippa Grant & Lili Valente
Genre: Contemporary Romance/Romantic Comedy
 Release Date: January 15, 2019


The world’s sexiest firefighter is about to get a
second chance with the virgin next door…
He’s bossy, arrogant, and so ridiculously hot he should come
with a warning label and a pair of flame retardant coveralls.
He’s also the boy who broke my heart when we were in high
I want to move in next door to Ryan O’Dell the way I want to
be the virgin gamer geek suddenly in charge of running my sister’s sex toy factory. Too bad both are written in my stars.
Yeah, I’m the world’s oldest virgin code-writing nerd. 
And he’s the world’s hottest firefighter. 
And even though he intimidates the heck out of me, I can’t
seem to control my libido when he’s around.
Where is my dignity? My self-respect? My panties?
Seriously…. Have you seen them? Anyone?
Maybe they’re hiding in his bedroom. With my heart.
Yeah, I know. I’m hosed.  
So hosed.
Hosed is a steamy, fun romantic comedy between a firefighter and the virgin nerd next door, complete with a pet raccoon, scandalous gossip, and dildo football. (No, really.) This romance has no cheating or cliffhangers, and ends with a banging hot happily ever after.


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My rating: 5 of 5 stars

5 out of 5 ‘A rom-com delight’ Stars

So this author duo is new to me. Well, not exactly. I actually have read Pippa Grant previously and I love, love her books. Lili Valente is new to me though so I don’t know her writing style. And as I’m reading I can see some of that Pippa Grant pizzazz shining through the pages……but I also saw in some other people’s reviews that they could see Lili Valente and her quirkiness coming through and it makes me think that maybe this Lili Valente chick is someone I could dig as well. Definitely going to look her up.

This book is so rom-com that you couldn’t get any more rom-com even if you tried. It was sweet and hysterical with a little bit of drama but nor over the top. The words flowed effortlessly and the authors made it so much fun to read.

Cassie is the female main character. She came back to her hometown of Happy Cat, Georgia to help her sister, while on sabbatical, run her sex toy factory. Ryan is the hot firefighter next door neighbor that also happens to be Cassie’s high school crush. They are both so adorable-separately and together. And of course, what small town in Georgia that has a sex toy factory wouldn’t have small-town drama and all the crazy sex toy shenanigans that come with it. Oh and add in a little rascal pet raccoon, George Cooney, and you have yourself one crazy fun time!

I also loved the nice set up from the authors for possible spin-off stories with Ryan’s super hot brothers. Yay! Something to look forward to…..because I seriously could not get enough of this author duo. This was a rom-com match made in the stars.

Happy Reading!!
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Pippa Grant
Pippa Grant is a stay-at-home mom and housewife who loves to
escape into sexy, funny stories way more than she likes perpetually cleaning toothpaste out of sinks and off toilet handles. When she’s not reading, writing, sleeping, or trying to prepare her adorable demon spawn to be productive members of society, she’s fantasizing about chocolate chip cookies.

Lili Valente
Lili Valente has slept under the stars in Greece, eaten dinner at midnight with French men who couldn’t be trusted to keep their mouths on their food, and walked alone through Munich’s red light district after dark and lived to tell the tale. 
These days you can find her writing in a tent beside the sea, drinking coconut water and thinking delightfully dirty thoughts.